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Mooning: Time Heist Sep. 21st, 2014 @ 11:39 am
Moffat and Thompson, the two worst writers of the series, team up this week to give us this episode. Will their crappy writing end up cancelling each other out, or will we be drawn into an infinite vortex of suck?

Surprisingly more towards the former this time aroundCollapse )

Mooning: Listen Sep. 13th, 2014 @ 11:16 pm
This week, Moffat reads the Wikipedia entry on the Fight-or-Flight Response and decides to make an episode about it.

Hey, listen! Hey, listen!Collapse )

Mooning: Robot of Sherwood Sep. 7th, 2014 @ 11:26 am
Robin Hood and Little John walkin' to the TARDIS, ooh de lally ooh de lally golly what a day.

We folks at the BBC have our own version. It's the story of what reeeally happened in Sherwood Forest.Collapse )

Mooning: Into the Dalek Aug. 31st, 2014 @ 01:52 pm
In today's very special episode of "Doctor Who", the part of the Doctor will be played by Zachary Quinto and the part of the Dalek will be played by Benedict Cumberbatch, in "Doctor Who: Into Dalek"

To boldly go where no one has gone before...Collapse )

Mooning: Deep Breath Aug. 24th, 2014 @ 01:27 pm
It's been 9 months, and the birth of a new Doctor is now upon us. Now take a deep breath and push... puuuuuuush!

Oh, looks like you evacuated your bowels in the process, too. So sad.

Congratulations, it's a boy! Although covered in sh*t.Collapse )
Other entries
» Mooning: The Time of the Doctor
Hey, I'm back. Yes, I know I never did a Mooning of "The Day of the Doctor" 50th Anniversary special, but honestly, A) I was busy with other stuff at the time, and B) There were only a couple of major things that bothered me about it, but I didn't feel like there was enough to snark to carry an entire review.

So, thankfully Moffat was kind enough to give us this festering pile of yellow snow in the form of the 2013 Christmas special, and Matt Smith's final episode: "The Time of the Doctor".

I hope you had the time of your lifeCollapse )
» Mooning: The Name of the Doctor
Here it is, the big season finale! Will we finally discover the name of the Doctor? Or, like "Bells of St. John", will the title actually have jack-all to do with the episode? Remember this is Moffat we're talking about.

In the name of the moon...!Collapse )
» Mooning: Nightmare in Silver
I apologize for the lateness of this review, Mother's Day and all. Other things took priority to sitting in front of a computer for a few hours and taking pot-shots at a popular British TV show.

Your mother was a hamsterCollapse )
» Mooning: The Crimson Horror
Today we return to Victorian England, because aside from the modern era and World War II, the country apparently has had no other interesting points in history.

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» Mooning: Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS
All right, everyone, gather up your spelunking gear, we're going to take a trip deeper than we've ever gone before! Careful, there may be monsters.

Mind the gapCollapse )
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