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Mooning: Into the Dalek Aug. 31st, 2014 @ 01:52 pm
In today's very special episode of "Doctor Who", the part of the Doctor will be played by Zachary Quinto and the part of the Dalek will be played by Benedict Cumberbatch, in "Doctor Who: Into Dalek"

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Mooning: Deep Breath Aug. 24th, 2014 @ 01:27 pm
It's been 9 months, and the birth of a new Doctor is now upon us. Now take a deep breath and push... puuuuuuush!

Oh, looks like you evacuated your bowels in the process, too. So sad.

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Mooning: The Time of the Doctor Dec. 26th, 2013 @ 10:31 pm
Hey, I'm back. Yes, I know I never did a Mooning of "The Day of the Doctor" 50th Anniversary special, but honestly, A) I was busy with other stuff at the time, and B) There were only a couple of major things that bothered me about it, but I didn't feel like there was enough to snark to carry an entire review.

So, thankfully Moffat was kind enough to give us this festering pile of yellow snow in the form of the 2013 Christmas special, and Matt Smith's final episode: "The Time of the Doctor".

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Mooning: The Name of the Doctor May. 19th, 2013 @ 05:22 pm
Here it is, the big season finale! Will we finally discover the name of the Doctor? Or, like "Bells of St. John", will the title actually have jack-all to do with the episode? Remember this is Moffat we're talking about.

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Mooning: Nightmare in Silver May. 11th, 2013 @ 10:22 pm
I apologize for the lateness of this review, Mother's Day and all. Other things took priority to sitting in front of a computer for a few hours and taking pot-shots at a popular British TV show.

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Other entries
» Mooning: The Crimson Horror
Today we return to Victorian England, because aside from the modern era and World War II, the country apparently has had no other interesting points in history.

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» Mooning: Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS
All right, everyone, gather up your spelunking gear, we're going to take a trip deeper than we've ever gone before! Careful, there may be monsters.

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» Mooning: Hide
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cuz they hauntin' everybody out here.

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» Mooning: Cold War
Today we have nuclear weapons and reptilian overlords, two great themes of any good conspiracy theory. So is this week's episode also conspiring against me, or did it actually make any sense?

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» Mooning: The Rings of Akhaten
This week we had an episode that was heavy on character development and light on making any kind of sense, all wrapped up in a musical number. Can the former offset the latter, as was often the case in the RTD era? Let's find out.

In space no one can hear you sing.Collapse )
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