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Crescent Mooning: Series 10 Finale Jul. 2nd, 2017 @ 07:35 am
World Enough and Time
Moffat: I need ideas for a finale
S8 Moffat: Hello!
Moffat: Who are you?!
S8 Moffat: I'm a previous incarnation of you. And I think you should unceremoniously kill off your black character at the beginning of the episode and then bring them back as a Cyberman.
Moffat: Brilliant.

The Doctor Falls
Moffat: I need ideas for a finale
S9 Moffat: Hello!
Moffat: Who are you?!
S9 Moffat: I'm a previous incarnation of you. And I think that you should have your companion end up in an undead state and run off and explore the universe with another minor female character while the Doctor is unawares.
Moffat: Brilliant.

Crescent Mooning: The Pilot Apr. 15th, 2017 @ 07:53 pm
New companion is introduced 100% via exposition, the monster is a puddle, unmemorable side character from two Christmas specials ago is still inexplicably hanging around, and the Daleks are in the episode for no reason but to satisfy the quota.

I'm putting as much effort into this review as Moffat put into this episode, and probably just won't bother anymore until he's gone next season.

Half-Mooning: The Husbands of River Song Dec. 25th, 2015 @ 10:45 pm
What Christmas is all about: Money

Take my wife, pleaseCollapse )

Half-Mooning: Hell Bent Dec. 5th, 2015 @ 05:35 pm
The restaurant at the end of the universe.

So long and thanks for all the fish fingersCollapse )

Half-Mooning: Heaven Sent Nov. 28th, 2015 @ 05:52 pm
In which all of those other characters who get in the way of the Doctor talking to himself are gone so that the Doctor can spend the entire episode talking to himself.

I must retreat to my mind palaceCollapse )
Other entries
» Half-Mooning: Face the Raven
I figured this episode would suck, but then I ended up eating crow.

Face the raven, nevermoreCollapse )
» Half-Mooning: Sleep No More
Remove the beam from your own eye before you remove the speck from your brother's.

Maybe should've slept through this oneCollapse )
» Half-Mooning: The Zygon Inversion
War. What's it good for?

Long speeches, I guessCollapse )
» Half-Mooning: The Zygon Invasion
Somewhere in the world, there is someone who is exactly like you.

Pray you never meet this personCollapse )
» Half-Mooning: The Woman Who Lived
If immortality is outlawed, then only outlaws will have immortality.

My immortalCollapse )
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